Someone got a new pair of glasses. #frenchbulldog

Someone got a new pair of glasses. #frenchbulldog

"Do not eat." Bought a new coat and found this in the pocket. Our society is not built to last.

"Do not eat." Bought a new coat and found this in the pocket. Our society is not built to last.

Obviously I bought some. #bacon

Obviously I bought some. #bacon

Tags: bacon

Letter to Santa.

Letter to Santa.

"In dreams, I would see grand visions of lefse." #BenDreamsOfLefse

"In dreams, I would see grand visions of lefse." #BenDreamsOfLefse

I’m acquiring mass. #oreos

I’m acquiring mass. #oreos

Tags: oreos

The rate at which I’ve been eating cupcakes is not sustainable.

The rate at which I’ve been eating cupcakes is not sustainable.

"I don’t want to sleep with Fuller. He wets the bed. He’ll pee all over me."

"I don’t want to sleep with Fuller. He wets the bed. He’ll pee all over me."

I’m thankful for apple pie.

I’m thankful for apple pie.

The iPhone auto corrects “yolo” to “tool.”

The iPhone auto corrects “yolo” to “tool.”